there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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