How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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