Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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