- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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