- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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