We found a cure for cancer. Death

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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