what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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KOOKABURRA

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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