What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Guest what in the butt

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Albert your flies undone.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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