Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A baby seal walks into a club.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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