What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Your're racist.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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