Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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