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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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