- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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