- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

who is really lanky? james cornish

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What is older than history?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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