- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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