Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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