- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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