- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is green and slow Grass.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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