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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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