- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What? Huh?

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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