How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

rent a cops

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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