- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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