- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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