A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

roses are red violets should be purple

Gus's mom

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

My three children are three big mistakes.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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