whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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