How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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