Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

woman's rights

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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