- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

knock knock who's there ?

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

YO FACE

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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