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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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