- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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