If your reading this, youre not blind.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Cliterus

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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