What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Sloths

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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