- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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