Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

That is so fetch

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Connor is homosexuaI

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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