- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Once upon a time, The end.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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