- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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