The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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