- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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