Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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SHUT UP JP

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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