- Anti Joke

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B