"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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