Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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