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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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