A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Pickles are powerful

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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