What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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