What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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