- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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