A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Ebola

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

whats green and lives in the water

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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