- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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