why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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