- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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