I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Chicken

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

the redsox

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why didn't he finish his

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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