you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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