- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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