Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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BIG MAC'S

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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