- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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