- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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