- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

God is real.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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