I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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