What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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