- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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