It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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