- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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