- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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