You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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