Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Sloths

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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