- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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