- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Seven

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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