- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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