- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

whatdumb and gay stewart price

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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