some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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That is so fetch

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Connor is homosexuaI

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