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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Connor is homosexuaI

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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