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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

hey hey apple

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yellow People !!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

hey hey apple

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yellow People !!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.