- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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