- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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