- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

PIED NINNY!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Who is John Galt?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??