"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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a man makes a bad joke

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What is the difference?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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