Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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