Why was the man sad? His wife left

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How high is the sky? True or False

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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