A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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the economy.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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The cream, it is coming

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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