- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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