whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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women's rights.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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