- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

SHUT UP JP

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