- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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