Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Poop

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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