- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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