- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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