Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

the bible

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

- Helen Keller

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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