- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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