What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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