A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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