Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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