This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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