- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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