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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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