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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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