- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

I'm hungry.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Jovan

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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